Decks

Are current events getting you down? Are you scared to turn on the news, or even go outside? Ever feel like the world is out to get you? You're probably right! The Corona Virus decklist indulges all of your favorite paranoid delusions with an arduously grindy playstyle! If your idea of fun is making sure your opponent is not having any then the Corona Virus fits the bill perfectly! Watch out for the night market, where dubious purchases of questionable mutton products got the whole thing started! Pretty soon you'll find Zolea taking your order at the local cafe, Poxbringer delivering your mail, and Venomfang Mutant hanging out at the water-cooler at work! Simuzen will do his best to keep you healthy, but even an N95 mask won't do much good if Pushy Oni crams you into a subway car of the infested! Hopefully a wonder drug will be developed soon before you start mind freaking out and overpaying for stuff you can't get rid of! This pandemic is just another misanthropic part of the vicious cycle, so instead of being afraid of the Baku Bogeyman baking the acursed disease into your flavorful fondue just remeber to cover your mouth and enjoy what little time you have left! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take care of this persistent cough I can't seem to get rid of...